Re: Any of you boys know how to catch carp?

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Posted by Hooker on July 26, 1998 at 21:00:02:

In Reply to: Any of you boys know how to catch carp? posted by Buh Buh Ray on July 26, 1998 at 14:12:38:

Buh Buh,
Don't know of any boys on this board, just reel
men and women.
Kind of sounds like those big ol carp got the
best of you. Next time, mix up a big ol batch
of dough and place it in a tater sack, wade
out in the middle of the pond and stake it to the
bottom. Let it sit there for about two days, and
than catch you a jar of lightning bugs, weigh it
down with a rock, and wade out into the pond again
and drop it between the street and the dough bag.
Next, cut down about a 3" dogwood tree and cut a
12" stake, and drive it into the ground next to
where you are going to fish. Cut 8 notches in
another section of the dogwood, and use it to
rub across the stake. Finally buy a box of Aunt
Jemimas' Pancake mix, add some molasses, and roll
out the ultimate carp bait. Now you is ready.
About midnight, ease on out to that pond, situate
yourself in front of the light bugs, start
grinding on your stob, and throw one of those
molasses dough balls out near the light bugs, and
I hold on, cause' you might get s u c k e d in
hook, line and sinker.

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