Re: The real answer
Posted by Flyguy on August 03, 1998 at 15:29:29:
In Reply to: WHERE THE HELL IS HOOKER? posted by MASTER OF MEATCHUNKING on August 03, 1998 at 07:58:25:
No doubt in my mind that the only reason that Hooker did not want to show up and whip your meat slinging zebco 202 casting A-s-s is because...one... there is a chance that he might snag your so called plastic babe and... well...let just say she would make alot of great fly bodys for all of us fly fishermen...could be littering charges involved too if she came off the hook will Hooker was fighting her in... #2...You would not be able to deal with the loss of your plastic sweetie...break down...and forfit the contest...No face to gain by a win due to plastic withdrawal on your part. #3...He just can't compete with this ducky tube you have going for you.
Kick him in the SACK Hooker!!!!!!!!!!!!
willing to pay...spectator