Hungry little devil

[BT]

After getting home from work Mon. I thought I would have a cup of coffee and read the newspaper on the front porch, on my way out I realized I had forgotton the newspaper so I sat my coffee down on the aquarium, it then dawned on me that something was wrong. NO FISH, all my guppies were gone! Then out of the back it appeared, a five inch long b****that looked to be as big around as he was long. Seems that my daughter had been across the street to the creek fishing again, only this time she brought this little glutton home and put it in my aquarium and he promptly ate everyone else in the tank. Anyone know a good pattern that resembles a guppy? I may want to do some b****fishing.

[NightOwl]

Careful what you feed the bass!They might begin to like it and decide to stay! I think Hooker or Drifter may have a "Guppy"-Trap ! http://www.georgia-outdoors.com/ubbngto/smile.gif

[Drifter]

BT,

Two words....."Kent's Clouser"

The Drifter

[The Ole Man]

BT
Evidently this fellow suffered none of the trauma that the PETA folks preach. He just made himself right at home and decimated the local population for his own satifaction. What a little brute!

[NightOwl]

sounds like me at the buffet ! 'cept for the "trauma"....I am usually perfectly willing to hop right ot of the car and into the resturant, er...bar./no....er Saloon.....uh...dining area of the eating establishment....Oh geez , whatever!

[old bw]

Hey, Ole Man,
I’m thinking of starting a new organization - METV - Morons for the Ethical Treatment of Vegetables. Whadayasay? Vegetables are living things, too. Let’s organize now before the summer killing season begins. Remember, the next time you reach to pull a squash - there’s a frightened vegetable struggling for its life. Brothers, UNITE!

[NightOwl]

Hi, my name is Clyde, and I'm a veggie abuser.....

[ICHTHUS]

HERE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is a great idea. Count me in. No inocent vegatable should have to suffer. They should be left alone to wither and die come winter and turn in to mush with the first feeze. No wait thats not fair. NO NO NO We should build protective shelters for them so they can never freeze, yeah thats it. We'll have to spray them with bug spray to kill any bugs that might eat them. NO WAIT did I say kill inocent little bugs who never hurt anyone and should have the same rights as us. OOH this is hard. And we'll have to hire hunters to shoot deer and rabbits to save the veggies. I CANT BELIEVE I SAID THAT. IM SO CONFUSED. SOMEBODY HELP ME. ISN'T THERE JUST A NATURAL ORDER TO THINGS. HHEELPP ME METV

[old bw]

Yes, my brother. There is a natural order to things. But we at METV simply cannot accept it, for it is harsh and we find it offensive. You see, we have no lives ourselves and so must manufacture issues where none rightfully exist, substituting contrived notions for what was once common sense. We are the righteous for we are blessed by the god of political correctness.

[The Ole Man]

"Double, double, toil and trouble; fire burn and cauldron bubble".

[BT]

Who's going to look out for all those nasty slimey little things the plants eat? Don't they deserve a fair shake too?

[HNeal]

What about those mean, bad bugs that devour the innocent plants?

[NightOwl]

Lint ! I say ....Protect THE lint in your socks....they are poor and innocent if I ever saw poor and innocent !Lint lovers UNITE !!!!!

[BT]

To all concerned:

The little devil is alive and doing well. He will even come to the top of the tank and take a worn out of your hand. Now if I can just get him up to 8 or 9 pounds there's a spot right above the fireplace........ http://www.georgia-outdoors.com/ubbngto/smile.gif

[NightOwl]

At 2 pouds you can begin to " fish for him". I suggest using a small grub with the hook cut off. See how many times you can make him bite in 5 min. I used to have a few b****in a tank once and pestered them to death before my wife "made me " release them.


Aaron !!!!! My long lost brother !!!! http://www.georgia-outdoors.com/ubbngto/smile.gif

[NGTO]

Better yet...How about an organization that protects everything living and non-living... could be called something like "People for the Ethical Ereatment of Everything" or PETE. As a matter of fact you wouldn't even need to worry about agendas and such, you could just have everyone sit in a clean room with signs on the wall that said "protect stuff"...wow I am beginning to sound like NightOwl.. time for bed.