HoochRat
10-23-99, 12:05 AM
Something Passing Around the Office, adapted to NGTO Standards:
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Hello, Welcome to the NGTO Psychiatric Hotline!
*If you are obsessive-compulsive, please tie the same dry fly 100 times.
*If you are co-dependent, please ask someone else to fish for you.
*If you have multiple personalities, please use several screen names.
*If you are paranoid, Aaron knows who your are and what you want. Just stay on the Internet and he will know where you live.
*If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which stream to fish.
*If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter, the stream you want to fish is bone dry.
http://www.georgia-outdoors.com/ubbngto/smile.gifThanks for calling, and have a nice day http://www.georgia-outdoors.com/ubbngto/smile.gif
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Screaming Reels To You!
Joe Carnahan aka. HoochRat :)
_____________________________________________
Hello, Welcome to the NGTO Psychiatric Hotline!
*If you are obsessive-compulsive, please tie the same dry fly 100 times.
*If you are co-dependent, please ask someone else to fish for you.
*If you have multiple personalities, please use several screen names.
*If you are paranoid, Aaron knows who your are and what you want. Just stay on the Internet and he will know where you live.
*If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which stream to fish.
*If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter, the stream you want to fish is bone dry.
http://www.georgia-outdoors.com/ubbngto/smile.gifThanks for calling, and have a nice day http://www.georgia-outdoors.com/ubbngto/smile.gif
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Screaming Reels To You!
Joe Carnahan aka. HoochRat :)