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    I would just like everyone to know that my appointment as mayor, CEO, and grand poobah of Skunktown has been upgraded to a lifetime appointment. Furthermore, I have been crowned America's All Time Worst Angler and I don't anticipate my reign ending any time soon. Please feel free to go catch all the fish I apparently can't and please enjoy, Thank you and goodnight. As you were.
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  • #2
    Have you met Trout8myFly?
    Message sent from your mom's bedroom during pillow talk

    Buck Henry
    Simple Goat Herder
    Former NGTO President
    Hall of Fame Member


    • #3
      Well, for the angler part anyway.

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      "What's his offense?"
      "Groping for trouts in a peculiar river."
      ― William Shakespeare, Measure for Measure


      • #4
        Maybe call Drifter...see contact info below. Maybe he can "hook" you up..or maybe not

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        • #5
          If it was easy, everyone would do it


          • #6
            I feel your pain, I'v only got 1 fish on my last 4 outings. I thought fall was supposed to be good fishing.


            • #7
              Hate to beat you down but something is wrong with presentation then...

              Change, change, change.

              Change flies, change tippet, change technique.

              They will eat but it's up to you to figure it out how.

              Fish deep, fish near structure, try new runs, go a different time of day.

              Something will work.


              • #8
                You have a lot of company / competition for that title, just remember that you still get to fish more than 2fly, and that's good.

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                • #9
                  It will get easier. Everyone sucks at the beginning and even seasoned guys will take an occasional trip to skunksville.
                  Check out my personal Facebook page Tight Lines Joe of North Georgia and my Instagram Page Tightlinesjoe where I give tips on different tactics, stream reports and pictures of Georgia trout!

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                  • #10
                    I've been at the river and watched you fish and hook up alot. You're just in a slump. Keep trying.


                    • #11

                      I want a shot a the title of Skunk King! I believe I've earned it over the years!!
                      Instagram: jkflyfish


                      • #12
                        I went to try my hand at a skunk in' yesterday, but a single small brownie on the 'Hooch spoilt it fer me. Meaux got herse'f skunked yesterday, but she wasn't really fishin' all that hard fer a bite.
                        If you have difficulty understanding the post above, read it out loud and it should make sense. This NGTO member is known for his poor hill-billy upbringing and his affinity for all things from Louisiana (particularly if it relates to LSU). It makes for a poor mix of accents and much difficulty in translation. He was doing well for so long, but now seems to have regressed.


                        • #13
                          Iíve had a couple one fish days lately and got completely skunked Saturday after the fling. Granted it was poring on me the entire hour I was out, a skunking none the less!
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