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    My wife just tried on her new waders and she does not like the way she looks in them. I am not a slave to fashion but I need some advice on how best to respond to this. Myself anyone in waders looks good. Need advice quickly.

    Best Regards - TroutDog


  • #2
    You have stumbled in to a serious "Kobayashi Maru" worst case scenario my friend; you cannot win!

    I am afraid that there is only one solution to your problem; go back to the store and keep shopping until you find her waders that she thinks she looks good in.

    Last edited by Buck Henry; 05-28-09, 02:31 PM.
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    • #3
      Tell her trout are attracted to shade ..... well, on second thought, maybe not. : )
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      • #4
        Tell her her butt makes the waders look big!

        Second thought Bucks right, no chance for you. Just tell her you can't see what shes talking about and in fact its starting to turn you on. Tell her you don't think you'll be able to concentrate on fishing with her in them.

        Or just tell her it's ok to wade wet.....

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        • #5
          When she says "These waders make my butt look big" reply by saying "Don't blame the waders.'

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          • #6
            There are no waders made that will make a woman look good. Waders were never meant to be a fashion statement. You will probably never convince your wife of this. Remind her that when she is fishing the lower part of her body will be in the water and not that visable. After complaining for years the manufacturers are finally offering a much better selection of waders for women. Good luck.

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            • #7
              tell her to hit the gym.
              No, seriously, the only way for a woman to look sexy in waders is to be rowing your boat while you fish...

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              • #8
                Or, you can tell her if she wants to look good on the water, WET WADE!!
                A pair of Daisy Dukes, t-shirt and latest technology wading sandals...

                You may want to remind her that the woman makes the waders look sexy, not the other way around.
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                • #9
                  Preacher must be referring to an Old Spice Ahoy ad there's a bear in the woods.
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                  • #10
                    Maybe Carol will write you a note???

                    Otherwise, it's a no-win situation. And for pity's sake, DON'T PUSH!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by zacmac2112 View Post
                      tell her to hit the gym.
                      No, seriously, the only way for a woman to look sexy in waders is to be rowing your boat while you fish...

                      Works for me

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                      • #12
                        OOOOOOOOoooooh Troutdog........send them back, take them back, burn'em if you have to.....no neoprenes....gheesh. If mamma ain't happy, ain't nobody goin fishin. Sorry but there is just no way out of this one. youngins, whaddya gonna do with them.

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                        • #13
                          It can be done...



                          Get her some hippers!

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by fishmonger View Post
                            It can be done...



                            Get her some hippers!

                            FM
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                            • #15


                              FM,

                              when I first saw this thread, Women in Waders was my next search.
                              Nothing is impossible the impossible just takes a little longer. So take your time and enjoy the experience.
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