http://www.georgia-outdoors.com/images/ngto/banners/FernValleyBanner_2014.gif
http://georgia-outdoors.com/images/ngto/banners/2012NovNGTOBanner.gif

Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Random Thoughts

Collapse
X
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • #16
    No matter how good she looks; someone, somewhere is sick of her ****!
    By reading the above post the reader hereby acknowledges and agrees that the Post may contain errors, omissions, sarcasm and humor (both attempted and actual) or other contents which might upset a Reader. If Reader has a problem with this then Reader shouldnít read the Post or take it seriously. If Reader fails to refrain from reading or taking the Post seriously as mentioned above, then it is the Readerís own fault and I donít want to hear about it.
    sigpic

    Comment


    • #17
      It's 5 o'clock somewhere.

      Comment


      • #18
        When will the Aleve kick in and get rid of my headache?
        I am officially upgrading Gatorbyte from "fly in my ointment" to "thorn in my side". If he happens to elevate himself to "pain in my a$$" I'm gonna blame it on RScott.

        Want to Help Ease DNR's Budget Woes? Buy a TU license Plate!


        sigpic

        Comment


        • #19
          as soon as you stop jumping up and down on that couch!

          Jakal, I have heard a similar line about good looking women
          Far better it is to dare mighty things to win glorious triumphs even though checkered with failure, than to take ranks with those poor spirits who never enjoy much nor suffer much because they live in the grey twilight that knows not victory nor defeat.

          Comment


          • #20
            My brother is an only child.
            I don't fish to live, but I live to fish.
            I thought I made a mistake once, but I was wrong.

            Comment


            • #21
              As bad as you perceive things to be, I assure you they could always be worse......
              sigpic
              ad illudendum , et in sibilum

              "Laughter is my drug of choice"
              - B. Nelson, HSD, AA, BS, MS, LPC, LMHC, NCC, FFF CCI, ACI, PADI AD, OPP, OCD, ADHD, ODD, PIB, MIB, PBR, PB & J, General Manager of the World, Fluent in Sarcasm

              TBoy to GB: "An education doesn't fix stupid, you're living proof of that "

              "Your a Idiott" - RScott

              I Beat Tommy King in a Spelling Bee.

              Comment


              • #22
                dunkin donuts make jumping trout erase my fishing
                Far better it is to dare mighty things to win glorious triumphs even though checkered with failure, than to take ranks with those poor spirits who never enjoy much nor suffer much because they live in the grey twilight that knows not victory nor defeat.

                Comment


                • #23
                  If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, how many eggs will 4 chickens lay in 3 days ?

                  Comment


                  • #24
                    If it flies, floats, or f********s, you can rent it cheaper.

                    Comment


                    • #25
                      "A flute with no holes is not a flute. A donut with no holes is a danish."
                      bd
                      "I'll tell you what I'm blathering about... I've got information man! New stuff has come to light! And shoot... man, she kidnapped herself. Well sure, man. Look at it... a young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know, and she, uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers, and that's cool... that's, that's cool, I'm, I'm saying, she needs money, man. And of course they're going to say that they didn't get it, because... she wants more, man! She's got to feed the monkey, I mean uh... hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Sir?"- The Big Lebowski 1998

                      Comment


                      • #26
                        Man I'd love to take a nap.
                        I am officially upgrading Gatorbyte from "fly in my ointment" to "thorn in my side". If he happens to elevate himself to "pain in my a$$" I'm gonna blame it on RScott.

                        Want to Help Ease DNR's Budget Woes? Buy a TU license Plate!


                        sigpic

                        Comment


                        • #27
                          A couple more

                          Was learning cursive really necessary?

                          While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.
                          sigpic
                          ad illudendum , et in sibilum

                          "Laughter is my drug of choice"
                          - B. Nelson, HSD, AA, BS, MS, LPC, LMHC, NCC, FFF CCI, ACI, PADI AD, OPP, OCD, ADHD, ODD, PIB, MIB, PBR, PB & J, General Manager of the World, Fluent in Sarcasm

                          TBoy to GB: "An education doesn't fix stupid, you're living proof of that "

                          "Your a Idiott" - RScott

                          I Beat Tommy King in a Spelling Bee.

                          Comment


                          • #28
                            Things are exactly as they should be. Otherwise they'd be different.
                            bd
                            "I'll tell you what I'm blathering about... I've got information man! New stuff has come to light! And shoot... man, she kidnapped herself. Well sure, man. Look at it... a young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know, and she, uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers, and that's cool... that's, that's cool, I'm, I'm saying, she needs money, man. And of course they're going to say that they didn't get it, because... she wants more, man! She's got to feed the monkey, I mean uh... hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Sir?"- The Big Lebowski 1998

                            Comment


                            • #29
                              No good deed goes unpunished.

                              All animals are are god creatures.....Most are tasty.

                              I'm all for conservative liberalism but liberal conservatisim is just plain crazy.

                              Quit telling me that stuff I have never tried tastes like chicken. I've tasted chicken and that stuff don't smell like chicken.
                              (My buddy's dad.)
                              SlckTrck

                              Save the Trout !
                              Shoot a poacher !

                              NGTO River Pirate

                              Comment


                              • #30
                                “My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.”

                                Jerry Seinfeld
                                "I caught more fish today than I did in the eighties. And those were the Reagan years." -Hank Hill- (King of the Hill)

                                Comment

                                Working...
                                X