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  • #31
    Man, this is fun.
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    ad illudendum , et in sibilum

    "Laughter is my drug of choice"
    - B. Nelson, HSD, AA, BS, MS, LPC, LMHC, NCC, FFF CCI, ACI, PADI AD, OPP, OCD, ADHD, ODD, PIB, MIB, PBR, PB & J, General Manager of the World, Fluent in Sarcasm

    TBoy to GB: "An education doesn't fix stupid, you're living proof of that "

    "Your a Idiott" - RScott

    I Beat Tommy King in a Spelling Bee.

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    • #32
      Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon.
      By reading the above post the reader hereby acknowledges and agrees that the Post may contain errors, omissions, sarcasm and humor (both attempted and actual) or other contents which might upset a Reader. If Reader has a problem with this then Reader shouldnít read the Post or take it seriously. If Reader fails to refrain from reading or taking the Post seriously as mentioned above, then it is the Readerís own fault and I donít want to hear about it.
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      • #33
        Maybe if I hold on to my cheap graphite rods long enough they will be expensive pieces of art like a boo rod is now.
        The first thing scripture tells us about man is that we're made in the image of God. The second thing it says is that man should have dominion over the fishes of the sea.

        The right flies at the right time: Monthly Fly

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        • #34
          Don't let a fishing buddy take goofy pictures of you.
          Can you Quack??

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          • #35
            "A dream to some....A NIGHTMARE to others......"
            bd
            "I'll tell you what I'm blathering about... I've got information man! New stuff has come to light! And shoot... man, she kidnapped herself. Well sure, man. Look at it... a young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know, and she, uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers, and that's cool... that's, that's cool, I'm, I'm saying, she needs money, man. And of course they're going to say that they didn't get it, because... she wants more, man! She's got to feed the monkey, I mean uh... hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Sir?"- The Big Lebowski 1998

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            • #36
              "If the sh*t don't stink don't stir it"
              (My dad)

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              • #37
                got to be tough if your going to be dumb!!
                DILLIGAF

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                • #38
                  man I bet it took a whole sack of flower to make that biscuit!
                  DILLIGAF

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                  • #39
                    So you're sayin we should do the drugs and then fix the lights?

                    Charlie
                    Can I soak the felt on my wading boots with CDC dressing and walk on water? If so, should I start a church? What should I call it?
                    -FM

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                    • #40
                      Why is it some people just don't realize how dumb they just sounded? Are they just that dumb?

                      Why is it you can eat asparagus and your pee stinks just minutes later?

                      What's up with the hair flip thing going on with boys today? Do their necks hurt after flipping the mop to the side all day?
                      I am officially upgrading Gatorbyte from "fly in my ointment" to "thorn in my side". If he happens to elevate himself to "pain in my a$$" I'm gonna blame it on RScott.

                      Want to Help Ease DNR's Budget Woes? Buy a TU license Plate!


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                      • #41
                        baldea just described high school
                        Far better it is to dare mighty things to win glorious triumphs even though checkered with failure, than to take ranks with those poor spirits who never enjoy much nor suffer much because they live in the grey twilight that knows not victory nor defeat.

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                        • #42
                          My favorite method of counseling the middle school student ...

                          "Every beast is driven to pasture by blows."
                          Aristotle (On the World)

                          Tight Lines!
                          Jimmy

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                          • #43
                            Thank goodness it's Friday.
                            bd
                            "I'll tell you what I'm blathering about... I've got information man! New stuff has come to light! And shoot... man, she kidnapped herself. Well sure, man. Look at it... a young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know, and she, uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers, and that's cool... that's, that's cool, I'm, I'm saying, she needs money, man. And of course they're going to say that they didn't get it, because... she wants more, man! She's got to feed the monkey, I mean uh... hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Sir?"- The Big Lebowski 1998

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                            • #44
                              An' I shore am glad I ain't in Haiti. Sad and awful situation down there.
                              bd
                              "I'll tell you what I'm blathering about... I've got information man! New stuff has come to light! And shoot... man, she kidnapped herself. Well sure, man. Look at it... a young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know, and she, uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers, and that's cool... that's, that's cool, I'm, I'm saying, she needs money, man. And of course they're going to say that they didn't get it, because... she wants more, man! She's got to feed the monkey, I mean uh... hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Sir?"- The Big Lebowski 1998

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                              • #45
                                Watch out where the huskies go, and don't eat the yellow snow!...Zappa


                                What's that smell? It ain't no rose,roll up the windows and hold your nose.
                                ......Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road... Loudon Wainwright III

                                " When you are retired, everyday is Saturday "
                                David

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