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    • Well, I'm up, now what?
      bd
      "I'll tell you what I'm blathering about... I've got information man! New stuff has come to light! And shoot... man, she kidnapped herself. Well sure, man. Look at it... a young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know, and she, uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers, and that's cool... that's, that's cool, I'm, I'm saying, she needs money, man. And of course they're going to say that they didn't get it, because... she wants more, man! She's got to feed the monkey, I mean uh... hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Sir?"- The Big Lebowski 1998

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      • up up and awayyyyyyyy

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        • “Women have the right to work wherever they want, as long as they have the dinner ready when you get home”~John Wayne
          The first thing scripture tells us about man is that we're made in the image of God. The second thing it says is that man should have dominion over the fishes of the sea.

          The right flies at the right time: Monthly Fly

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          • Two blondes were fishing on a Pennsylvania river when the game warden walked up. "License please, ladies." the warden said.
            "Why?" the first blonde asked. "We're not fishing, we're doing stream cleanup"
            The warden observed two fishing rods lying at the ladies feet, lines out and in the water. "Look, I see what you are doing. Now show me your license or you get a ticket."
            The second blonde told the officer "We have magnets on our line. We are cleaning metal from the streambed." She reeled in her line, and sure enough, there was a large magnet tied to the end of the line. The first blonde did the same.
            The warden walked off with an apology to the 2 ladies.
            The first blonde looked at the second and said "I can't believe how stupid some people are. He's a game warden and didn't know that there were steelhead in this river!"
            BE DIFFERENT AND MAKE A DIFFERENCE! <

            Exodus 29:18
            Then burn the entire ram on the altar. It is a burnt offering to the LORD, a pleasing aroma, a food offering presented to the LORD. God loves BBQ!

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            • "Trailers for sale or rent
              Rooms to let...fifty cents.
              No phone, no pool, no pets
              I ain't got no cigarettes
              Ah, but..two hours of pushin' broom
              Buys an eight by twelve four-bit room
              I'm a man of means by no means
              King of the road."
              "I'll tell you what I'm blathering about... I've got information man! New stuff has come to light! And shoot... man, she kidnapped herself. Well sure, man. Look at it... a young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know, and she, uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers, and that's cool... that's, that's cool, I'm, I'm saying, she needs money, man. And of course they're going to say that they didn't get it, because... she wants more, man! She's got to feed the monkey, I mean uh... hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Sir?"- The Big Lebowski 1998

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              • When life gives you horny heads, it's a perfect chance to stock up on the free bass bait....
                The first thing scripture tells us about man is that we're made in the image of God. The second thing it says is that man should have dominion over the fishes of the sea.

                The right flies at the right time: Monthly Fly

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                • "I have a dream most nights. It starts on a playground. There's kids swinging, laughing, dogs barking, butterflies just flapping their little wings. And then you hear a rumbling, and over the horizon comes a black cloud and it's made of cancer and pus. And it starts sweeping over the playground and everyone starts screaming and clawing their eyes and pulling at their hair, and saying "Help! What do we do?" And you know what happens next? Out steps me wielding the biggest #$%^&* shotgun you've ever seen in your whole life. And you know what I do? I blow every !@#$%^& thing away. And I am getting God's work done. When it's all over and the dust has settled, the whole world gathers below me and they say, "Thank you, Ronnie, thank you for helping, being a great man and doing this for us." And you know what I say? "You don't need to thank me. I'm just a guy with a gun. I'm just a cop.""
                  "I'll tell you what I'm blathering about... I've got information man! New stuff has come to light! And shoot... man, she kidnapped herself. Well sure, man. Look at it... a young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know, and she, uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers, and that's cool... that's, that's cool, I'm, I'm saying, she needs money, man. And of course they're going to say that they didn't get it, because... she wants more, man! She's got to feed the monkey, I mean uh... hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Sir?"- The Big Lebowski 1998

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                  • 2am and watching "Bad Santa" again for the umpteenth time. Heck, it's Christmas Day everyday at this point. Whoopety doo.
                    bd
                    "I'll tell you what I'm blathering about... I've got information man! New stuff has come to light! And shoot... man, she kidnapped herself. Well sure, man. Look at it... a young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know, and she, uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers, and that's cool... that's, that's cool, I'm, I'm saying, she needs money, man. And of course they're going to say that they didn't get it, because... she wants more, man! She's got to feed the monkey, I mean uh... hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Sir?"- The Big Lebowski 1998

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                    • Sitting here watching Jeff Dunham "Spark of Insanity"
                      Thats one funny dude

                      Daughter is playing Billy Currington's "Pretty Good at Drinkin' Beer" on her laptop

                      Life don't get much better

                      and post #3500 to boot
                      BE DIFFERENT AND MAKE A DIFFERENCE! <

                      Exodus 29:18
                      Then burn the entire ram on the altar. It is a burnt offering to the LORD, a pleasing aroma, a food offering presented to the LORD. God loves BBQ!

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                      • Originally posted by fishnpreacher View Post
                        Sitting here watching Jeff Dunham "Spark of Insanity"
                        Thats one funny dude

                        Daughter is playing Billy Currington's "Pretty Good at Drinkin' Beer" on her laptop

                        Life don't get much better

                        and post #3500 to boot
                        "The beginning and the end are common on the circumferance of a circle."
                        Porphyry, Notes on Homer, Iliad 24.200

                        Tight Lines!

                        Jimmy

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                        • 5027 posts

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                          "Laughter is my drug of choice"
                          - B. Nelson, HSD, AA, BS, MS, LPC, LMHC, NCC, FFF CCI, ACI, PADI AD, OPP, OCD, ADHD, ODD, PIB, MIB, PBR, PB & J, General Manager of the World, Fluent in Sarcasm

                          TBoy to GB: "An education doesn't fix stupid, you're living proof of that "

                          "Your a Idiott" - RScott

                          I Beat Tommy King in a Spelling Bee.

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                          • Originally posted by Gatorbyte View Post
                            5027 posts

                            TA-DA

                            CONGRATS, Gbyte




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                            BE DIFFERENT AND MAKE A DIFFERENCE! <

                            Exodus 29:18
                            Then burn the entire ram on the altar. It is a burnt offering to the LORD, a pleasing aroma, a food offering presented to the LORD. God loves BBQ!

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                            • "What is best in life?"

                              "To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you and to hear the lamentations of the women."
                              "I'll tell you what I'm blathering about... I've got information man! New stuff has come to light! And shoot... man, she kidnapped herself. Well sure, man. Look at it... a young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know, and she, uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers, and that's cool... that's, that's cool, I'm, I'm saying, she needs money, man. And of course they're going to say that they didn't get it, because... she wants more, man! She's got to feed the monkey, I mean uh... hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Sir?"- The Big Lebowski 1998

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                                "I'll tell you what I'm blathering about... I've got information man! New stuff has come to light! And shoot... man, she kidnapped herself. Well sure, man. Look at it... a young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know, and she, uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers, and that's cool... that's, that's cool, I'm, I'm saying, she needs money, man. And of course they're going to say that they didn't get it, because... she wants more, man! She's got to feed the monkey, I mean uh... hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Sir?"- The Big Lebowski 1998

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