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    Back when Playstation came out I had a genius idea. What if they updated the graphics and came out with a better console; Playstation 2? Guess what came out a few months later. Well last night I had another great invention that would catapult me into Buck Henry's tax bracket along with a smoking hot Colombian trophy wife of my own: a hemostat with a carabiner in place of one of the finger loops. I fount it! My unicorn! My pet rock! Even went so far as to draw it out on paper. Guess what, it already exists. I got Playstation 2ed again! Until then perhaps:

    A vedavoo rod holster:



    Naw I've got got all sorts of straps that came with my FauxPro. I'll just zip the camera to a hat or my vest pack. I don't need all those staps, what am I freakin Inspecta Gadget Ova Here?

    Oh I know I'll get these...Ill be the coolest guy at the pier:



    Naw, too soon....especially with all the stuff in the news.

    Well I guess I'll just get that new Fragrance from Dior: Frommage. My inventions allready exist but at least I'll smell like Johnny Depp. Happy Holidays.
    We are the music-makers,
    And we are the dreamers of dreams,
    Wandering by lone sea-breakers
    And sitting by desolate streams;
    World losers and world forsakers,
    On whom the pale moon gleams.

  • #2
    Tape measures for in stockings, right?




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    • #3
      Originally posted by splatek16 View Post
      Tape measures for in stockings, right?




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      I actually made one recently out of one of those Big T reel keychains. The first thing I made was a mini practice outfit while sitting thru “training”. People were giving me looks for some reason. Laziness and boredom are the mothers (progressive) of invention.

      We are the music-makers,
      And we are the dreamers of dreams,
      Wandering by lone sea-breakers
      And sitting by desolate streams;
      World losers and world forsakers,
      On whom the pale moon gleams.

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      • #4
        I made a killing selling my patented "Bubba's Bass Buster" fishing chair. We could hardly make them fast enough!

        Message sent from your mom's bedroom during pillow talk

        Buck Henry
        Simple Goat Herder
        Former NGTO President
        Hall of Fame Member

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        • #5
          My boat
          https://goo.gl/images/9tZwOH

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          • #6
            Originally posted by TheEndlessEnigma View Post

            Living in a box! Must be a few cans still left for it to float.
            We are the music-makers,
            And we are the dreamers of dreams,
            Wandering by lone sea-breakers
            And sitting by desolate streams;
            World losers and world forsakers,
            On whom the pale moon gleams.

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