a newbie FAQ

Could some of you experienced trout getters look at maybe writing an FAQ for newbies like me? There're a zillion questions I have (like what's a hooch? a toolie? a creel? what's the one fly you wouldn't leave home without? what are some flyfishing no-no's? what time of day are trout least likely to jump on my line? who has the best recipe for campfire cooked trout?)
Anyway, I for one would read such a thing thoroughly in an effort to get up to speed.
Thanks,
Gerry