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Old 12-21-17, 02:56 PM   #1
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Back when Playstation came out I had a genius idea. What if they updated the graphics and came out with a better console; Playstation 2? Guess what came out a few months later. Well last night I had another great invention that would catapult me into Buck Henry's tax bracket along with a smoking hot Colombian trophy wife of my own: a hemostat with a carabiner in place of one of the finger loops. I fount it! My unicorn! My pet rock! Even went so far as to draw it out on paper. Guess what, it already exists. I got Playstation 2ed again! Until then perhaps:

A vedavoo rod holster:



Naw I've got got all sorts of straps that came with my FauxPro. I'll just zip the camera to a hat or my vest pack. I don't need all those staps, what am I freakin Inspecta Gadget Ova Here?

Oh I know I'll get these...Ill be the coolest guy at the pier:



Naw, too soon....especially with all the stuff in the news.

Well I guess I'll just get that new Fragrance from Dior: Frommage. My inventions allready exist but at least I'll smell like Johnny Depp. Happy Holidays.
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Old 12-21-17, 03:33 PM   #2
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Tape measures for in stockings, right?




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I actually made one recently out of one of those Big T reel keychains. The first thing I made was a mini practice outfit while sitting thru “training”. People were giving me looks for some reason. Laziness and boredom are the mothers (progressive) of invention.

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Old 12-21-17, 04:57 PM   #4
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I made a killing selling my patented "Bubba's Bass Buster" fishing chair. We could hardly make them fast enough!

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Living in a box! Must be a few cans still left for it to float.
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