Crooked River in Two Months

[oldgold]

I could care less about my man card on this one... No Natz is about $2.50 an ounce. My cheap perfume is less than $1.00 an once. That just means more money for fishin! Swamp, at least go buy your wife a bottle for the trip. Then, once she is sittin there not getting bit and you keep swattin' your legs, we shall see what happens.


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[Swamp Angel]

Originally Posted by oldgold

Swamp, at least go buy your wife a bottle for the trip. Then, once she is sittin there not getting bit and you keep swattin' your legs, we shall see what happens.

I'm with ya, OG! I jes' gotta make shor that she puts that stuff on first so as she don't smell it on me afore she's a-wearin' somethin' so pretty-smellin'! Besides, I shot a few e-mails out to mah ol' buddies from south Louisiana to confirm this crazy story you were tellin' us about wearin' sech a sweet-smellin' parfum in the middle of a bayou. . . They confirmed that it works wondermously well, and said that I ought not start callin' you "Goldie-Locks" on account of hidin' from 'skeeters behind an aromatic wall of 'niller parfum!

Yer man card remains intact!