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Old 07-06-13, 12:07 PM   #1
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Default Stupid Criminals

I think it was Ron White that said, "You can get a boob job and a facelift.....but you can't fix stupid."

Hopefully Mr. Freeman (notice the irony in his last name ) hasn't fathered any children and further diluted the gene pool:

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By Nancy Badertscher

The Atlanta Journal-Constitution


Being in fashion might have worked against Elijah Freeman.

Around noon Friday, Clayton County police began pursuing 20-year-old Freeman as a suspect in a carjacking that just took place at a local apartment complex.

Freeman wrecked the car a short distance away — in front of Clayton Police headquarters — and tried to run on foot, Officer Danielle Rosa said.

But his baggy pants slowed him down, Rosa said.

“He nearly ran himself out of his pants,” she said.

Freeman was taken into custody and charged with armed robbery and carjacking, the spokeswoman said.

She said Freeman used a handgun in the carjacking at 701 Mt. Zion Road.

A detective in the area spotted him driving recklessly away from the apartment complex and was trying to stop him when Freeman wrecked in front of police headquarters, Rosa said.
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Old 07-06-13, 12:54 PM   #2
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Did you hear about how they made it illegal to have baggy pants in Albany?
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Old 07-06-13, 02:38 PM   #3
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Heard a few of those "can't run in those baggy pants" stories.
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Old 07-06-13, 04:21 PM   #4
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Hopefully Mr. Freeman (notice the irony in his last name ) hasn't fathered any children and further diluted the gene pool:
I still think they should installed an incentive program, i.e., a few months early release, to encourage male prisoners to receive a vasectomy courtesy of the state.
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Old 07-06-13, 08:47 PM   #5
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Did you hear about how they made it illegal to have baggy pants in Albany?
Based on my 2 recent months in Albany, I'll say they don't enforce it. Besides, they definitely got more to do than chase those with baggy pants.
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Old 07-07-13, 12:39 AM   #6
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This reminds me of somewhat similar humorous incident a few semester ago during the beginning of one of my classes. I was taking role and one of my students was not present. I just happened to look out the window and saw a student moving as fast as he could toward our building in a sort-of "penguin" type run... (due to having to keep his pants from falling off). It turned-out to be the absent student.. Don't understand the "sagging" style at all.
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Old 07-07-13, 10:06 AM   #7
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Old 07-07-13, 10:32 AM   #8
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Wow, not only did the guy fall on his face, show the crack of his ***, but they parked in the perfect angle for reading their license plate for the camera. I know I'm old, but the baggy pants thing is not fashion, it's just stupid. I used to feel really bad bout growing up in the 70's with the clothes we wore then, can't imagine how this generation will feel when they look back at this clothing style.
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I used to feel really bad bout growing up in the 70's with the clothes we wore then, can't imagine how this generation will feel when they look back at this clothing style.
70's ==Bell bottom jeans with lots of embroidery. Hair down to my waste (no hair now, lol). Bra burning, birth control and no aids, it was a great decade.

Not only does the baggy pants style indicate (insert your own word) but, that **** sided baseball hat thing has stupid written all over it. Also, Happy birthday, I'm a Christmas Baby too. Always less presents on Christmas Day. " Stupid is as stupid does". Gump's mom

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Old 07-07-13, 12:23 PM   #10
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The 70s had their moments but the music was grim and the cars worse.
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