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Old 01-21-10, 12:44 PM   #21
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As bad as you perceive things to be, I assure you they could always be worse......
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Old 01-21-10, 12:52 PM   #22
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Old 01-21-10, 01:30 PM   #23
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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, how many eggs will 4 chickens lay in 3 days ?
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Old 01-21-10, 01:34 PM   #24
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If it flies, floats, or f********s, you can rent it cheaper.
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Old 01-21-10, 02:06 PM   #25
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"A flute with no holes is not a flute. A donut with no holes is a danish."
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"I'll tell you what I'm blathering about... I've got information man! New stuff has come to light! And shoot... man, she kidnapped herself. Well sure, man. Look at it... a young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know, and she, uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers, and that's cool... that's, that's cool, I'm, I'm saying, she needs money, man. And of course they're going to say that they didn't get it, because... she wants more, man! She's got to feed the monkey, I mean uh... hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Sir?"- The Big Lebowski 1998
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Old 01-21-10, 02:49 PM   #26
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Old 01-21-10, 03:07 PM   #27
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Was learning cursive really necessary?

While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.
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Old 01-21-10, 03:16 PM   #28
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Things are exactly as they should be. Otherwise they'd be different.
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"I'll tell you what I'm blathering about... I've got information man! New stuff has come to light! And shoot... man, she kidnapped herself. Well sure, man. Look at it... a young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know, and she, uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers, and that's cool... that's, that's cool, I'm, I'm saying, she needs money, man. And of course they're going to say that they didn't get it, because... she wants more, man! She's got to feed the monkey, I mean uh... hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Sir?"- The Big Lebowski 1998
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No good deed goes unpunished.

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I'm all for conservative liberalism but liberal conservatisim is just plain crazy.

Quit telling me that stuff I have never tried tastes like chicken. I've tasted chicken and that stuff don't smell like chicken.
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