NGTO "FAQ's"N.G.T.O. Message Board FAQs:
Subject: 1. Purpose
Many of the sections listed contain copies of posts made by the members of NGTO. This wealth of hands-on experience is not available via other media. In the interest of readability, I have decided to use the masculine pronoun "his" instead of the politically correct "his or hers." This should not be interpreted to mean that trout fishing is solely a male endeavor. Some of our better members are of the female persuasion.
Anyway, what do you expect on the NGTO Message Board?
Subject: 2. Intro to the NGTO Message Board
If you are a person of delicate sensibilities you should probably find another Message Board. There will be plenty of lies, arguing, and some name-callin’. This is a trout angler’s hang out. You do not have to be a trout fishing enthusiast to enter, but an appreciation of the sport is recommended. PETA folks are not welcome nor are they tolerated.
Those of us who have been hanging here for a while have gotten into it with each other on different topics. We all argue back and forth and call each other names. Rather than state the obvious, I will just advise you to lurk for a month or two until you understand the flavor of the NGTO Message Board. If you are new to the group you might post an introduction describing yourself, your favorite brand of flyrod, how you sold your mother-in-law's car to get your first boat, that sort of thing.
As we are all good fisherman, an attack on a fellow member of N.G.T.O. will not be tolerated. Don't storm in tryin to show off your attitude right away, as you'll only get laughed at and harassed until you split. If you are gonna hang out here you will respect “everyone” that hangs out here (even if you don't agree with them or like them). Its OK to disagree or dislike but not OK to disrespect!
WRITING ALL IN CAPS is considered shouting. Putting *asterisks* before and after a word represents boldface, and is the preferred way to stress words. Likewise, _underscores_ can be used to represent underlining or italics. Also refer to the section on UBB coding on the NGTO Message Board.
Remember to respond as if you were sitting face-to-face with the person, and not as an anonymous propeller head a thousand miles away. I don’t know who said this but it pretty much describes the Message Board: “It is truly The Savage Jungle - the Freudian Id personified. A place where the benefits of semi-anonymity serve as a brutal millstone that democratically grinds the bloated egos of all participants to the lowest common denominator of civility. It should come as no surprise that the common grease of the millstone is understanding and respect for your fellow men (women, whatever). And here, as in face-to-face life, humility garners the greatest respect."
Zuke said it best, “….When making a post...prepare for critique and negative comment....and take the good with the bad. Unbridled freedom is rough sometimes.....wear a cup if you fear getting kicked in the 'nads.”
Subject: 3. WHAT IT MEANS…
EHC -- Elk Hair Caddis
The following have been quoted or have otherwise contributed (some spiritually):
Subject 4. Handles
“I think a place for your "real" name is a good idea also but should probably be optional. I have met several of the NGTOers IRL and many have good reason to remain anonymous. Some may be one step ahead of the authorities, others may be behind on their child support payments, while others may worry that the IRS is looking in. For whatever the reason, I kinda like the "handles." In and of themselves they're rather trite, however they do give a hint of what the person is about.” – Drifter
“Let me be the first to welcome you in your new incarnation. Having just undergone a handle change operation recently myself, I know how traumatic it can be.
Subject 5. “Ask the Experts” Forum
There’s a forum on the Message Board titled, “Ask the Experts.” Let me say this….. The contents of this forum might be totally inaccurate, misguided or otherwise perverse. If you are stupid enough to follow any of the tips listed here and mess up yourself or your equipment, everyone is absolved of all responsibility, except you. Now with that disclaimer out of the way, You can often find very helpful information in this forum. Remember …YMMV.
Subject 6. Flyfishing vs. Spin Fishing
This is often a hotly debated topic. Be careful when posting about the difference between Flyfishing vs. Spin Fishing. People can get upset! Remember to Respect!
"The thing is that some of us are "tetched" in the head about flyfishing. Once it gets a hold on you, it's very addictive. The down side is that most of the fishing community and the general public think we are a little bit whacky and bear watching. You know-grown people that sit a room alone at night lashing fur and feathers (that had a ridiculous cost) to hooks with little granny bobbins and going around exclaiming how beautiful these little bugs are. People that get out in their yard and flail the air with a long pole and get a sick little grin on their face when the line goes out just right. Folks that go to a ton of trouble and expense to catch fish and then throw them all back. And when they're not fishing, they're on their computers talking about it." –The Ole Man
"Fall from grace and catch some fish. I'll never understand why some anglers are so exclusive in their methods of fishing that they forego the pleasure of a tight line. Every technique has its time and place, and the angler that is consistently successful has to be able to adapt to the conditions." -- Hooker
"Nothing is better than hard work for beautiful fish, then cookin' 'em over an open fire and chuckin' 'em down with a cold brew!"-Rod
Subject 8. Live Bait versus Artificial Bait
"Let he who has never fished with bait cast the first can of Green Giant." –BT
"When you stumble over a dozen bait containers, empty corn cans and eagle claw snelled hook packages who would you point your finger?"-Woolly Bugger
"Real bait fishermen don't need no stinking container for their worms!"-WindKnot
"The Bubbas of today are the flyfishers of tomorrow!" – The Ole Man
"what's wrong with sitting in a lawn chair by the bridge?"-Loren
“…maybe you would feel better if you said " Na - na - na - na -nah " to us or called us " Bugger - heads " or Doo -do lips" -- Owl
Subject 9. Spam
Think of the NGTO Message Board as a stream. A great stream of information, history and lore about flyfishing. The world is welcome, encouraged to visit this stream if flyfishing is your avocation, your passion or even your passing interest.
The one thing that will foul this stream, this Message Board, is commercialism. Commercialism on a Message Board is the beginning of the end of the free and impartial exchange of knowledge, tips and information. It is poop in our stream.
There exists another stream, often confused with this one, that has built-in, NASDAQ traded, sewage treatment plants. You can poop in that stream, if you're able. That's fair and competitive, and that stream is appropriate for all one's pooping endeavors.
You can even come here and point people to that stream. Just don't poop here. And if you see someone pooping in our stream, tell them to stop. (Adapted from a post on ROFF Newsgroup with apologies...author unknown).
Subject 10. In Closing….
Subject 11. Disclaimer and legal stuff
I hope that none of you mind having your words included here, and that you enjoy this FAQ as much as I have enjoyed all of your wise and funny posts. If you do object, email firstname.lastname@example.org and I'll pull whatever sections requested that are yours.
Hope this helped....and again welcome to the N.G.T.O. Message Board – The Drifter
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